CRISPY-D's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

A good one

to date , it shall be in my top III of all time... mr. firth... you are the god of flash.

i have fatpie on my favorites list and i visit it everyday...
the wait for episode 5 has been long but the wait was well worth the effort put in this short ... i give you mad props.

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

?

you are quoting things out of context
then delivering a moronic opinion
afterwords. most of the facts are false
because your opinions are saturated
and are blanketing the facts that he
has done researching with his team
for speeches and material for his films.

he said terorists are not a threat beacause
the government is covering there ass just in case some does happen....but most likely erverything should be normal.
and u said in the beginning that hey was "afraid of guns"
and he's part of the fuckin' NRA !

....he is just a man who wanted to stick up for
the men and women of Flint Michagan who lost
their jobs working for General Motors because
those jobs were placed in Mexico.......
after that issue blew up on the big screens
he got the chance and $$$ to direct other films
to point out SOme of the problems in the world IN HIS OWN OPINION.....................

by the way......i really like all the other
YAAFM toons.....but the 9th one starring
Michael Moore is shit.

just stick to a list hollywood shit.............

[The Icecream Machine]

Very funny !

This flash is very well done.
the animation is smooth
the sound quality of the voices is excelent
and it is just like Bill Cosby...

funny like a mutherfucker - but without the use
of fuckin' bitch-ass foul language.

anyway...............this flash is hot
..........like a big fat onion booty
in a mutha fuckin' big budget
music mutha funkin' video, starring.....
MC HAMMER ---- with the likes of Biz Markie,
Skee - lo, and Will Smith - who choose
not to Cuss on any of their mutha truckin' recordz

well, my brain and my fingers are tired
so i'm bout to go....
holla at ya boy...............
and don't talk like your from the ghetto
like me or ya might get ur ass shot...
i have been there --------------peace

[Yo Relatives]

cucumbers and hand jobs go hand and hand

very funny, and well done-

dj assault is very
original with his concrete sexual topics
and has a repedtive style with few words in each sequence - but that makes him better than the pop hip hoppers with lucky non deserving mass appeal
that make up the world today-

keep up tha good work

[strawberry clock]

funny

this thing is underated, the whole thing
with the comp. voice talking was awesome
i never laughed so hard at a movie from newgrounds in my life, this is much better and
org. then the retarded animal babies

heh... stupid wanabe clones of southpark

[A Vagina for Christmas]

WICKED PISSA!

MAN, I NEVER KNEW THAT PICKING UP EASTER BASKETS AND TURNING ON LAMPS WAS SO COOL WHEN YOUR DOING IT WITH A VAGINA, I RECOMEND THIS TO ALL MANKIND AND PEOPLE CONSIDERING SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS.

[Streets of Rage - Viagra!]

i liked it

im so glad someone recognized this video game because if you palyed this game, you would think its better than mario brothers or dougble dragon combined. i think you could probibly get a sega genisis only 10 dollors these days? well if it is then you should buy that and streets of rage 2. and by the way, streets of rage 3 is cool to but it it poorly underrated by consumers and critics. so maybe you should check that out as well.

[Doom's Day]

awesome!

though the anamation was not the best(but i know it takes long periods of time to make flash movies like this,so the animation was cool with me)the way the movie developed was very good.keep up the good work!

starbl0 responds:

Cool! thanks crispy-D I appreciate your positive comment

[Headache]

cute

hey, those birds sound like the old farts from the muppet show(it's true)and this film has a great combonation of sesame street and constapation problems all rolled up together.

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

that was some ill kung fu sheeeat!

i did not relize that u could make stick figures like that come alive and do some ill kung fu shit. i thought was better than any jackie chan film. u have to make more stuff like this.kick ass!